Gruesome Greeting's Trick-or-Treater's!

You have dragged your rotted corpses into the secret, haunted laboratory of Kreepsville Industries! It is a kryptik, bone-shivering, place of forbidden horrors and the weirdest of wayback monsterism sciences rooted in the old decrepit haunted house at 1313 Dead End Street known as Kreepsville Manor, which festers atop a hill looming over the monster-town of Kreepsville, U.S.A.

Whether it's carving our international monster a go-go spook-takular publication 1313 Magazine "The Phantom Monster Show", Headless Spectre Radio. or koffin table cartoon art book's as Cereal Killers upon year-old, worm-infested dead flesh, stitching together a gal-eerie of monsters and other unspeakable flesh-eating sideshow freaks, or conducting diabolical experiments upon our hapless victims, all the gruesome and ghastly ghouls here at 1313 Dead End Street — yours cruelly, Doktor Viktor Von Kreep; my sister and left-hand sinister surgeon, Red Alice Tate; the lovely yet deadly boo-lesque korpse-ghoulie, Gogo Vulnavia; monster-maker extraordinaire, Professor Von Sasquatch; the re-animated Luchador (Mexican-masked wrestler), El Psycho; hotrod ghoulie & bone kollector, Boneyard Betty;the last notorious Easter Island cannibal, Monster Moai; pillager of the undead, Captain Morgankorspe; monster-smasher zombie boy, Kount Kreepo; and the rest 1313’s misfit Kasket Krew — will always have a krypt full of the kreepiest and krawliest trick-or-treats waiting to be gobbled for your horrific pleasure! And when we're not knee deep in gooey-guts and other wretched post-mortem odds-and-ends that fill 1313, we spend the witching hours stalking the old graveyards amongst the ghosts and goblins in our tricked-out monster wacky racer of the living dead, The Grim Kreeper, one helluva kustom-built living, breathing ratrod that runs on fresh blood! Want to do some 1313 Dead End cruisin’ with us?

So with that said, my dear victims, grab your bag of tooth-rotting candy corn, light the candle in your jack-o-lanterns, and prepare to explore the macabre and morbid mortuary-manor of madness that is...Kreepsville Industries!

Stay deadly,
Doktor Viktor Von Kreep
Your Haunted Host & Kreepsville, U.S.A's Main Mad Monster-Maker